Albo’s Climate Dream Crashes Back to Earth

Anthony Albanese’s hopes and dreams have just been smashed to pieces after Australia was snubbed for COP31, with Turkey chosen to host instead. For a Prime Minister who has spent years trying to impress the global climate elite, this one must sting.

Albo has been burning through billions on what is arguably the most reckless, rushed and untested renewable energy rollout anywhere in the world—massive transmission lines slicing through regional communities, ballooning costs, and zero accountability. All of it done with one goal: earning brownie points with his COP mates.

He was desperate for the chance to blow another billion hosting a summit where the world’s elite could jet in on private planes to lecture everyday Australians about plastic straws, bread-tie pollution, and how you should “do your part” while they sip champagne behind security barricades.

Instead? The global climate circus is heading to Turkey, not here.

Perhaps it’s a rare moment where common sense actually won.