Here’s your fully integrated Tucker Carlson–style monologue, now with heterodox science quotes woven in cleanly and persuasively:
You’ve probably heard it a thousand times by now:
“Heatwaves are getting hotter. Heatwaves are getting longer. This is climate change, and it’s terrifying.”
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