Housing Crisis? Inflation? No Problem — Bread Clips Are the Real Enemy

THE NSW GOVERNMENT’S WAR ON BREAD TAGS — AND YOUR SANITY

Ladies and gentlemen, you are NOT going to believe this.
NSW has officially run out of real problems. Crime? Housing? Hospitals? Roads? Nah. They’ve found something far more dangerous… something lurking in your pantry… something truly terrifying…

Plastic. Bread. Tags.

Yes. The Minns Government has launched a full-scale moral crusade against the tiny piece of plastic that keeps your bread from going stale. Why? Because a committee of blue-hair, COVID-mask-wearing, clipboard-holding leftist bureaucrats—people whose entire career purpose is making your life just a little more miserable each day—decided this was the next “crisis.”

These are the same people who spent two years telling you how far apart to stand, how many visitors you could have, and what time you were allowed outside. And now, with nothing left to regulate, they’ve marched straight into your kitchen like it’s a crime scene.

Bread tags? Out.
Fruit stickers? Out.
Sushi containers? Out.
Condiment bottles? Out.
Helium balloons? ONLY IF YOU HATE THE PLANET.

This isn’t an environmental policy. This is an obsession.
A hobby.
A full-time identity for professional hall monitors who wake up every morning desperate to control something.

They can’t fix the cost of living. They can’t fix rents. They can’t fix the roads. But by God, they will make sure you never again commit the mortal sin of sealing your bread with a plastic clip.

NSW isn’t banning litter.
NSW is banning convenience.
Banning normal life.
Banning anything that hasn’t been approved by a committee of government lifers who haven’t been outside since 2019.

Your bread is now a political statement.
Your pantry is a regulated zone.
Your plastic tag? Contraband.

This is not leadership.
This is not progress.
This is nanny-state performance art from people who think they’re saving the world one annoying inconvenience at a time.

Welcome to NSW — where the government can’t fix a pothole, but it can absolutely fix your sandwich.